October 17th
So, itās official. Jordanās completed my outfit, sooner than expected, and is willing to give it to me after my try-on when Friday rolls around. And if everything fits how it should (or how Jordan thinks it should), I can go on a retrieval this weekend. Hopefully this Saturday. My bike is all done and ready to go, my V.C. has fresh batteries, and my tracker is all charged and ready to be tested. I even have which voice Iām gonna use at the retrieval already programmed and ready to go. Itās a few octaves lower than mine, making me sound more mature so that nobody thinks that some random teen is trying to get in on a retrieval. I tested it out yesterday by calling Taylor and she told me that if she hadnāt seen my name pop up on her caller ID, she would have thought it was someone else. And if my best friends canāt tell that itās me then Iām pretty sure that my family shouldnāt be able to either.
Though, if Iām gonna admit it, Iām really am kinda scared. Everyone came home last night with some kind of injury and looking like theyāve seen the end of the world and back again. Matt has his arm in a sling, Evelynās limping around with a sprained ankle, Wyatt has a nasty gash on his cheek, Dad has a black eye and a mild concussion, and Mom has a huge bruise running from her elbow down to her wrist. If it wasnāt for Dadās concussion, he would have been able to heal them all last night, but he canāt because he refuses to heal himself first or see a doctor. I even offered to drive them! Let them come up with a story and Iāll back it up any way I can if the cops are called. I mean, with how often the cops interact with my family in their hero uniforms, youād think that the government would allow them to know who they are, but nope. Seriously, politicians make absolutely no sense sometimes. Iām just glad that Ray knows some first aid and got them all bandaged up before they got home because I would have had no idea what to do. I may have taken first aid classes to get my babysitter license but it was all the basic stuff! CPR, how to clean a wound, how to get a bee sting out, how to deal with a nose bleed. Nothing in there about villain-inflicted wounds on a hero. Itās just⦠so weird to think that there are human beings out there that can just hurt other people and not feel guilty about it. And this time, Python was acting alone! ALONE! No wonder sheās never been caught! Sheās probably killed every single hero that even tried to arrest her. Thatās honestly all I can think of for why sheās still out and about. And maybe why Mom and Dad havenāt tried to actually arrest her, just merely keep her away from the EOs. Because I know theyāre not the only heroes that Python deals with. Iāve met some of the other heroes. And yet⦠nobody has done anything about her violent behavior. Even Typhoon and Shrapnel donāt go out of their way to leave more than a bruise or ache when going against my family. They always get hurt when Python is at a retrieval.
And Iām really scared that she might be at the one Iām gonna go on this retrieval weekend. I donāt want to witness my family getting beat up, but maybe if Iām there, I could distract her if need be? Maybe I should bring some of Evelynās old stink-bombs that are sitting downstairs, just in case. Although I might get lucky and be the only āvillainā there and if that happens then I can just pretend that theyāve easily thwarted me and I can throw my hands up in the arm and say;
āOh no! Iāve been stopped! Curse you, heroes!ā
Or not⦠Wow, that was cheesy and Iām writing this in pen⦠But I know that at least Matt would find it amusing. He might not be willing to tell me much about their retrievals, but he does like to tell me about the funny things that the villains have said over the years. But now that Iām thinking about it, maybe I should come up with a catchphrase to make myself appear more villain-like. I mean, I know for a fact that Typhoon has one. Matt wouldnāt stop talking about it the first time the weather-wielding villain said it.
āThe stormās hit and you, my dear heroes, are in the thick of it,ā
Or something to that extent. And Iām pretty sure Shrapnel likes to shout; āThe fun has arrived!ā
I have no idea what Python says as a catch-phrase and there is no way in the world that Iām gonna ask any of my family members. Especially after yesterday.
But, if I go on this EO retrieval and find out that I can be useful and keep my family out of harm’s way and spend more time with them, then I think itāll all be worth it. Even if Python shows up. I might be short, but Iām fast and Iām always the last one standing in dodge ball, so I think Iāve got a chance to prove to everyone that I can be useful. I just know it.
Saturday just canāt come soon enough.